probend:

probend:

i made a salad but it was super warm so i put it in the freezer and forgot about it and now it’s rock hard i’m angry

update: do not microwave salad

How was a salad too warm? How can a salad be warm at all?

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callitlivechess:

superwholocked221b:

rachelisaflameprincess:

melanieexox:

w4rped:

guys, in season 1 episode 6 of Doctor Who the Doctor mentions the asteroid crashing into Russia in 2013, that episode came out in 2005.

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Guys….. That’s also the episode where they correctly predicted the presidential election….

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prustens:

20 quotes to live by: Doctor Who Edition - #4

A straight line may be the shortest distance between two points, but it is by no means the most interesting.

Third Doctor, The Time Warrior

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acrumblebatchwithcustardfreeman:

cumberbuddy:

aristophrenic:

the fuck are you doing, cumberbatch?

Being the sassy little fuck that he was at PBS. You don’t question it, you accept it and thrive in it. 

Thriving. Rolling around in it. Dying.

acrumblebatchwithcustardfreeman:

cumberbuddy:

aristophrenic:

the fuck are you doing, cumberbatch?

Being the sassy little fuck that he was at PBS. You don’t question it, you accept it and thrive in it. 

Thriving. Rolling around in it. Dying.

(Source: steelwater)

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“The loneliest people are the kindest.  The saddest people smile the brightest.  The most damaged people are the wisest.  All because they do not wish to see anyone else suffer the way they do.”

Inspired by [x]

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mrtarrlok:

dorothy-cotton:

mrtarrlok:

mrtarrlok:

my favourite part from book 3 has to be when hermionie is done with divination

its just so funny omg professor trelawney is like HERMIONIE YOURE REALLY SHITTY AT THIS and hermionie just stares at her for a moment before getting up and basically shouting “IM DONE IM 100% DONE IM GONE IM LEAVING” and she kicks open the door and just leaves the classroom and doesnt return ever again

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OH MY GOSD

(Source: mastermindhagakure)

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wheretheresmagic:

Hi I made one with Phil’s tweets. Enjoy! *I wish I could go through all of his tweets tho, sadly my wifi is shitty :(*

Links to Dan’s 1st one I ever made: X
Link to other two I made: X X  

(Source: doctortakemeback)

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“All My Friends Are Dead,”

improbablenormality:

terryboots:

laustrade:

an autobiography by Merlin Emrys.

Dedicated to Dr. John Watson

Preface by The Doctor.

Epilogue by Dean Winchester.

#Introduction by Remus J. Lupin

Special thanks to Steve Rogers. 

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